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Author:
MAGS
Rank: Diamond Poster Location: cloud 9 Date: 5:59pm WST, April 28th 2008 |
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Sex in the Dark There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him of this habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!' The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids.' thx J . •:*¨¨*:•.  Mags •:*¨¨*:•,¸my heaviest - 110kg  SW @ CK - 105kg ...................  CW : 83.8 kg....so far.... 26.2 kg LOSS! ..................
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MELLY89
Rank: Diamond Poster Location: Perth, WA Date: 6:02pm WST, April 28th 2008 |
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HAHA yea i heard that one before how sneaky! *** Melissa 18/ uni student/ vegetarian/ 175cm SW: 105 (18Aug07) ---> CW: 93.7 (28April08) ---> GW:77ish It's My Birthday in 12 weeks |
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Author:
WITCH10
Rank: Ruby Poster Location: Rural NSW Date: 6:04pm WST, April 28th 2008 |
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 - good one~Sal~ HW 98kg CKSW 85kg CW 82.9kg (26/04/08) GW 70kg One Day at a Time |
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STEVISU
Rank: Diamond Poster Location: Qld - perfect everyday Date: 6:14pm WST, April 28th 2008 |
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LOL Mags - good one Stef HW: 81kgs (20/10/03) SWCK: 77.2kgs LWCK: 61.8kgs (13/11/04) CWCK: 66.6kgs Goal: 65kgs Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there! |
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JIGSAW
Rank: Diamond Poster Location: Perth Date: 6:22pm WST, April 28th 2008 |
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Cheers Julie ...But now is OUR time, and we're going to do this once and for all.. |
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WANTTOBESLIM
Rank: Emerald Poster Location: Adelaide Date: 6:24pm WST, April 28th 2008 |
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great one Mags Michelle *************  SW: 86.6kg CW: 79.4 kg  CW last week: 79.7kg GW: 73kg **back into action now** |
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Author:
JAY007
Rank: Diamond Poster Date: 6:27pm WST, April 28th 2008 |
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Mags!!!!!  Jay Do not think of today's failures, but of the success that may come tomorrow. You have set yourselves a difficult task, but you will succeed if you persevere; and you will find joy in overcoming obstacles. --Helen Keller |
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Author:
WITCHONE
Rank: Sapphire Poster Location: Perth WA Date: 6:35pm WST, April 28th 2008 |
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BOOKY
Rank: Diamond Poster Location: NSW Date: 6:44pm WST, April 28th 2008 |
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hehehe haha Cheers Tina Progress not perfection Joined 6/3/08  HW 68kg  CW 63.3 "just keep running, just keep running" Mini Goal 62 by my birthday GW 55kg |
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MELY78
Rank: Silver Poster Location: Hunter Valley Date: 6:52pm WST, April 28th 2008 |
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Hahahahahahahaha.... That's a great one. I just read it out to my hubby and he is cracking up too. We like it!!!!! Mel  SW : 119.5 (28/04/08) CW : 119.5 MG 1 : 100kg (new cd) MG 2 : 90kg (manicure) MG 3: 80kg (massage) GW : 70kg ($500 for new clothes - from hubby) |
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Author:
CHOCCHOOK
Rank: Bronze Poster Location: Country South Australia Date: 7:20pm WST, April 28th 2008 |
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CATCHEWS
Rank: Sapphire Poster Location: Sydney, NSW Date: 7:21pm WST, April 28th 2008 |
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Ooohhh naughty!!!!! Delicious though.................... Lee |
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ANNEC
Rank: Diamond Poster Location: Sydney Date: 7:25pm WST, April 28th 2008 |
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well of course i had to come and read with a heading like that!!! excellent Mags! Anne  "Persistent if not Perfect" |
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Author:
FLOWSY
Rank: Diamond Poster Location: Off With The Fairies Date: 8:34pm WST, April 28th 2008 |
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ROFL  flowsy Guns don't kill people, people with mustaches kill people. www.curlygirl-au.blogspot.com |
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Author:
GETTINGTHERE24
Rank: Emerald Poster Location: Perth Date: 8:40pm WST, April 28th 2008 |
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Author:
MAGS
Rank: Diamond Poster Location: cloud 9 Date: 6:04am WST, April 29th 2008 |
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LOL! loved it so much so had to share  . •:*¨¨*:•. Mags •:*¨¨*:•,¸my heaviest - 110kg SW @ CK - 105kg ................... CW : 83.8 kg....so far.... 26.2 kg LOSS! ..................
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Author:
FORGETMENOT
Rank: Diamond Poster Location: On the brow of a hill Date: 7:08pm WST, April 29th 2008 |
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I see a warning and I go straight to the thread without hesitation. Very good Mags. Always nice to have a laugh at the end of the day.  Louise1/1/07 87.1 2008: 1/1 86.6 1/2 84.7 1/3 84 1/4 85.1 'Watch me SHRINK!' |
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