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Author: 02BA14 Rank: Sapphire Poster Location: Central Qld
Date: 4:45pm WST, April 10th 2008

Mum just emailed me these. Worth sharing lol
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Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. :eyebrows:

My fav!!

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up, or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.
Today, it's called golf

BJ

Our greatest battles are that with our own minds.

SW (this time) 103.2 :nono2:

HW 01/02/2008 105
LW 30/09/2004 69
CW :rolling1:

97.6
Mini goal : 90kg by 4th July challenge!!
GW :wink2:

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One-liners

Author: JIGSAW Rank: Diamond Poster Location: Perth
Date: 4:48pm WST, April 10th 2008

LOL

Cheers
Julie
...But now is OUR time, and we're going to do this once and for all..

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Author: STEVISU Rank: Diamond Poster Location: Qld - perfect everyday
Date: 4:50pm WST, April 10th 2008

Love them all - :teeth3:

Stef

HW: 81kgs (20/10/03)
SWCK: 77.2kgs
LWCK: 61.8kgs (13/11/04)
CWCK: 66.6kgs
Goal: 65kgs

The ultimate inspiration is the deadline. Nolan Bushnell