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Author:
TIGEREYES72
Rank: Gold Poster Location: My desk, Queensland Date: 7:20am WST, March 24th 2008 |
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Men Are Just Happier -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000 - Tux rental $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. Jill  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Started: 11/02/08 LTD: 2.7kg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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Author:
BOOKY
Rank: Diamond Poster Location: NSW Date: 7:25am WST, March 24th 2008 |
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Laughing and laughing Enjoy the rest of your day Tina Progress not perfection Joined 6/3/08  HW 68kg  SW 66.8kg  CW 65.2 Mini Goal 62 by my birthday GW 55kg |
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KEZZA1
Rank: Diamond Poster Location: at Keanu's house Date: 7:40am WST, March 24th 2008 |
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  really fun reading! and most if them are true!!!Joined 6th April 2004 SW 69 67.6 LW 66.7 CW 66.1 GW 64.0 I want to be the cheerleader and save the world! |
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MELLY89
Rank: Diamond Poster Location: Perth, WA Date: 10:50am WST, March 24th 2008 |
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lol SOOO true  *** Melissa  18/ uni student/ vegetarian/ 175cm SW: 105 (18Aug07) ---> CW: 94.7 (24March08) ---> GW:77ish |
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WITCHONE
Rank: Sapphire Poster Location: Perth WA Date: 5:22pm WST, March 25th 2008 |
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BIGTURTLE
Rank: Sapphire Poster Date: 5:31pm WST, March 25th 2008 |
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Awww come on - do you *really* want me to come up with a list of why women are never depressed?  Peter Exotic dancer and all-round good guy. Official holder of the Calorie King Tiny Cashew award! Devilishly handsome, but in a "only a mother could love him, and even then she'd have to think twice about it" kind of way. |
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POSSUMCHOPS
Rank: Gold Poster Date: 5:55pm WST, March 25th 2008 |
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Are you sure you really want to Peter?  Nice list though, so much is so true. Possumchops. HW: 92kg (jan '07) CW: 75kg GW: 70kg or a comfy size 12, which ever feels better. "If it was easy to create amazing, everybody would do it" |
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Author:
BIGTURTLE
Rank: Sapphire Poster Date: 5:58pm WST, March 25th 2008 |
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Author:
MUSIKAT
Rank: Emerald Poster Location: Brisbane Date: 8:04pm WST, March 25th 2008 |
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True Peter, some days I'm glad I wasn't born a boy. The rest of the time I can be as masculine as I like but still resort to the fact of being female as being the cause of my mood swings etc. I think both genders have their own demons. Women may have been opressed throughout history and forced into subservient roles, but men have rarely been given an opportunity to express any weaknesses or emotions. Sorry to dampen the joke thread! I just sometimes think that guys don't necessarily have it as easy as I always used to believe. Kathryn HW 98 CKSW 71 CW 73.2 
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Author:
CARLIE4131
Rank: Chatter box Date: 9:32pm WST, March 27th 2008 |
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very funny! The Christmas Shopping one is so true!
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