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Joke: Funeral Procession
Author: ENIGMAN   Rank: Sapphire Poster  Location: Central Coast, NSW
Date: 1:02pm WST, January 9th 2008		 Send Message Public Blog ENIGMAN's Public Diary CalorieKing.com.au Program Graduate
A woman was leaving a coffee shop with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 meters behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull terrier on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking in single file.

The coffee shop woman couldn't contain her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I'm sorry for your loss and I know it is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

The woman replied, "Well the first hearse is for my husband. My dog attacked and killed him."

The coffee shop lady then inquired further, "And who is in the second hearse?"

The widow answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her also."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women when the coffee shop lady suddenly said, "Could I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line, " the widow replied.


cya
Grant
152 cm
SW 95kg 28/09/2004 :o
CW 73kg :)
GW 65kg :clap:
--I had a job doing Origami but it folded

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Joke: Funeral Procession
Author: BEX05   Rank: Platinum Poster  Location: Land of the long white cloud
Date: 1:04pm WST, January 9th 2008		 Send Message Public Blog CalorieKing.com.au Program Graduate
RALMAO!!! :laugh5::laugh5::laugh5:

Just what I needed today!!

:heart1:
Bex

I am with THE BAND & I WILL SUCCEED!
SW 9/8/07 100.4kgs (pre surgery)
CW 90.7 - Bugger xmas and NY!! (Up 0.8kgs on xmas goal)
Xmas Goal - 80s Girl - 10.5kgs - ACHIEVED 25/12/07!
Holiday Goal - 84.9kgs - 15.5kgs

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Joke: Funeral Procession
Author: CARLALEE   Rank: Emerald Poster  Location: Morayfield
Date: 1:27pm WST, January 9th 2008		 Send Message CalorieKing.com.au Program Graduate
:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::tongue10:


Carla


SW - 88kg
CW - 76kg
GW - 65kg
MG - 75kg

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Joke: Funeral Procession
Author: WARATAH39   Rank: Diamond Poster  Location: Tropical North West Tasmania
Date: 5:24pm WST, January 9th 2008		 Send Message
My DH just looked through the doorway to find out why I was laughing.
Pat
HW 76.0
CW 68.0

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Joke: Funeral Procession
Author: KAISER   Rank: Platinum Poster  Location: South-West Vic
Date: 5:47pm WST, January 9th 2008		 Send Message CalorieKing.com.au Program Graduate
hehehe =D:laugh5::clap:
Pam

The world belongs to those who believe in their dreams
Eleanor Roosevelt

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Joke: Funeral Procession
Author: THAMLORE   Rank: Diamond Poster  Location: Victoria.
Date: 5:51pm WST, January 9th 2008		 Send Message CalorieKing.com.au Program Graduate
:laugh5::laugh5::laugh5: Love it.

Louise:

Just because :$ happens, doesn't mean i have to stand in it.

What most people mean when they say "i couldn't help myself' is "I didn't help myself'.

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Joke: Funeral Procession
Author: WITCHONE   Rank: Sapphire Poster  Location: Perth WA
Date: 6:42pm WST, March 22nd 2008		 Send Message Public Blog WITCHONE's Public Diary CalorieKing.com.au Program Graduate
Gotta love that one...lol

Shan
HW 92.2KG (1st Jan 08)
CKSW= 90.6kg (15th January 08)
CW= 82.8kg
LTD= 7.8kg
GW= 60kg

March Challenge- To complete 500,000 steps and 1550 squats.

"Success is getting up one more time than you fall"

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Joke: Funeral Procession
Author: ANNEC   Rank: Diamond Poster  Location: Sydney
Date: 7:33pm WST, March 22nd 2008		 Send Message
strangely, my husband didn't laugh,but i sure did!!!


Anne :)
"Persistent if not Perfect"

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Joke: Funeral Procession
Author: TIGEREYES72   Rank: Gold Poster  Location: My desk, Queensland
Date: 7:09am WST, March 24th 2008		 Send Message Public Blog
That's hilarious :laugh5: :laugh5:

Jill :wave1:
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Started: 11/02/08
LTD: 2.7kg
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