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why knot?
Author: MOOSEYPUSS   Rank: Diamond Poster  Location: beautiful beautiful Hobart
Date: 8:34am WST, July 28th 2009
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Piece of string goes into a bar, sits at the bar and the barman says "We don't serve the likes of you in here"
Piece of string goes outside does some contortions to tie himself up, ruffles his top end and goes back into the bar.
Barman says "Hey haven't I seen you in here before?" String says "I'm afraid not"

julz :)

Love yourself as you are but work hard to get where you want to be..

I will not be obsessive. Focussing on healthy eating and good exercise.


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why knot?
Author: WANTTOBESLIM   Rank: Emerald Poster  Location: Adelaide
Date: 8:57am WST, July 28th 2009
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:laugh5:


Michelle
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:queen:
SW: 86.6kg
CW: 77.5
CW a few weeks ago :$ : 79.4kg
GW: 73kg

When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.


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why knot?
Author: KISH   Rank: Sapphire Poster  Location: too cold toowoomba, QLD
Date: 9:14am WST, July 28th 2009
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:laugh5: love that one everytime I hear it!!

Thanks I needed a laugh!

Cheers, Kish :)


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Author: MOOSEYPUSS   Rank: Diamond Poster  Location: beautiful beautiful Hobart
Date: 9:15am WST, July 28th 2009
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yes i remembered the punchline from years ago but couldn't remember the joke!

julz :)

Love yourself as you are but work hard to get where you want to be..

I will not be obsessive. Focussing on healthy eating and good exercise.


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