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Author: NIBBLESNBYTES   Rank: Sapphire Poster  Location: North Antarctic Isles
Date: 12:53am WST, July 2nd 2009		 CalorieKing.com.au Program Graduate
A young couple had a hard time talking about sex, so they went to a marriage counselor for advice.

He said they should think of some silly, neutral word they could use when they wanted to have sex. They picked washing machine.

One night they were in bed and the husband said "Washing machine!"

She said "I'm sorry, dear, I'm just too tired right now. Perhaps you could wake me up later"

Two hours later, he tries again, whispering "Washing machine!"

She says "I'm still tired. Could you give me another hour?"

Later that night, she wakes up, now refreshed and says to him, "Washing machine! Washing machine, honey!"

And he tells her "Never mind, dear. It was a small load, so I did it by hand."




Jessi

"Living a healthy lifestyle will only deprive you of poor health, lethargy, and fat."
~Jill Johnson~


Mini goal: Size 18 {for starters}
Ultimate goal: Size 12 - 14 and 73kg, {body fat at 25%}

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Author: SPEEDGAL47   Rank: Diamond Poster  Location: Perth
Date: 6:31am WST, July 2nd 2009		 Send Message SPEEDGAL47's Public Diary CalorieKing.com.au Program Graduate
He he, oh dear.

CW 63.0 kg
GW 57 kg

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Author: WENDYQLD   Rank: Emerald Poster  Location: Toowoomba, Qld
Date: 6:51am WST, July 2nd 2009		 Send Message CalorieKing.com.au Program Graduate
ROFL




:devil7:

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Author: ANASTASIAB   Rank: Sapphire Poster  Location: Brisbane
Date: 7:41am WST, July 2nd 2009		 Send Message Public Blog ANASTASIAB's Public Diary CalorieKing.com.au Program Graduate
teehee

::::*::::*::::*::::never regret::::*::::*::::*::::
98...97...96...95...94...93...92...91...:clap:

"Honey, you may wanna take a look in the mirror...you've got a little crazy on your face..."

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Author: MOOSEYPUSS   Rank: Diamond Poster  Location: beautiful beautiful Hobart
Date: 8:01am WST, July 2nd 2009		 Send Message Public Blog MOOSEYPUSS's Public Diary CalorieKing.com.au Program Graduate
=D


"TNT, I'm dynamite!
TNT, and I'll win the fight!
TNT, I'm a power load.....
TNT, watch me EXPLODE!"

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Author: JIGSAW   Rank: Diamond Poster  Location: Perth
Date: 11:10am WST, July 2nd 2009
:laugh5::laugh5::laugh5::laugh5::laugh5::laugh5::laugh5::laugh5:

Cheers
Julie
"Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Wishing is not enough; we must do."
my blog - http://www.jigsawsthoughts.blogspot.com/

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